少兒英語(yǔ)幽默小笑話:如何致富
1.【I want a nightmare 想做壞夢(mèng)】 Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I'd passed today's exam.""Don't trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be the opposite." Mother replied."Then I do hope I'll fail the other subjects in my dream tonight," Tom said. 在期末考試之前,，湯姆告訴他的母親:“媽媽,，我昨天晚上做了一個(gè)夢(mèng),，夢(mèng)見我通過(guò)了今天的考試?！薄安灰嘈艍?mèng),，親愛(ài)的。據(jù)說(shuō)夢(mèng)中的經(jīng)歷通常與現(xiàn)實(shí)相反,?！眿寢尨鸬馈,！澳敲?，我真希望在今晚的夢(mèng)中，我的 其他功課都不及格,?！睖氛f(shuō)。
2.【How to Become Rich 如何致富】 Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'll tell my 's boyfriend: No, don't do that. Here's a brother: That makes a buck and a quarter I've made this month. 弟弟:我看見你親我姐姐了,，如果你不給我五分錢,，我就告訴我爸。姐姐的男朋友:不要那樣做,。給你五分錢,。弟弟:我這個(gè)月已經(jīng)賺了一塊兩毛五了。
3.【Lucky Mother 幸運(yùn)的母親】 A young mother believed that it was very wrong to waste any food when there were so many hungry people in the world. One evening, she was giving her small daughterher tea before putting her to bed. First she gave her a slice of fresh brown bread and butter, but the child said that she did not want it like that. She asked for some jam on her bread as mother looked at her for a few seconds and then said, When I was a small girl like you, Lucy, I was always given either bread and butter, or bread and jam, but never bread with butter and looked at her mother for a few moments with pity in her eyes and then said to her kindly, Aren't you pleased that you've come to live with us now? 一位年輕的母親認(rèn)為,，世界上還有許多受饑餓的人,，浪費(fèi)食物真不應(yīng)該。有天晚上,，在安排幼小的女兒睡覺(jué)之前,，她給女兒喂夜宵。她先給她一片新鮮的黑面包和黃油,，但孩子說(shuō)她不喜歡這樣吃,。她還要一些果醬涂 在面包上。母親看了女兒幾秒鐘,，隨即說(shuō)道，露茜,，當(dāng)我象你一樣小的時(shí)候,，總是吃面包加黃油，或者面包加果醬,，從來(lái)沒(méi)有面包既加黃油又加果醬,。露茜看了母親一會(huì)兒，眼中露出憐憫的神情,，然后她柔聲說(shuō):您 現(xiàn)在能跟我們生活在一起難道不感到高興嗎,？
4.【Two Pieces of Cake 兩塊蛋糕】 Two Pieces of Cake Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please? Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two! 兩塊蛋糕 湯姆:媽媽,，我可以吃兩塊蛋糕嗎？ 媽媽:當(dāng)然可以----拿這塊蛋糕把它切成兩塊吧,！
5.【A Gentle Reminder委婉提醒】 Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. On the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the breakfast table when I hinted, "Honey, do you realize that we've been sitting in these same two seats for exactly 35 years?"Putting down the newspaper, he looked straight at me and said, "So, you want to switch seats?"
婚后已久,，我丈夫往往在一個(gè)特別事情上需要委婉的提醒。在我們結(jié)婚35周年紀(jì)念的早上,，我們正坐在早餐桌旁,，我暗示道:“親愛(ài)的，你意識(shí)到我們?cè)谶@兩個(gè)相同的座位上已坐了整整35年了嗎,？” 他放下報(bào)紙,，眼睛直直地望著我:“因此，你想交換座位嗎,？”
1.【I want a nightmare 想做壞夢(mèng)】 Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I'd passed today's exam.""Don't trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be the opposite." Mother replied."Then I do hope I'll fail the other subjects in my dream tonight," Tom said. 在期末考試之前,，湯姆告訴他的母親:“媽媽,，我昨天晚上做了一個(gè)夢(mèng),，夢(mèng)見我通過(guò)了今天的考試?！薄安灰嘈艍?mèng),，親愛(ài)的。據(jù)說(shuō)夢(mèng)中的經(jīng)歷通常與現(xiàn)實(shí)相反,?！眿寢尨鸬馈,！澳敲?，我真希望在今晚的夢(mèng)中，我的 其他功課都不及格,?！睖氛f(shuō)。
2.【How to Become Rich 如何致富】 Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'll tell my 's boyfriend: No, don't do that. Here's a brother: That makes a buck and a quarter I've made this month. 弟弟:我看見你親我姐姐了,，如果你不給我五分錢,，我就告訴我爸。姐姐的男朋友:不要那樣做,。給你五分錢,。弟弟:我這個(gè)月已經(jīng)賺了一塊兩毛五了。
3.【Lucky Mother 幸運(yùn)的母親】 A young mother believed that it was very wrong to waste any food when there were so many hungry people in the world. One evening, she was giving her small daughterher tea before putting her to bed. First she gave her a slice of fresh brown bread and butter, but the child said that she did not want it like that. She asked for some jam on her bread as mother looked at her for a few seconds and then said, When I was a small girl like you, Lucy, I was always given either bread and butter, or bread and jam, but never bread with butter and looked at her mother for a few moments with pity in her eyes and then said to her kindly, Aren't you pleased that you've come to live with us now? 一位年輕的母親認(rèn)為,，世界上還有許多受饑餓的人,，浪費(fèi)食物真不應(yīng)該。有天晚上,，在安排幼小的女兒睡覺(jué)之前,，她給女兒喂夜宵。她先給她一片新鮮的黑面包和黃油,，但孩子說(shuō)她不喜歡這樣吃,。她還要一些果醬涂 在面包上。母親看了女兒幾秒鐘,，隨即說(shuō)道，露茜,，當(dāng)我象你一樣小的時(shí)候,，總是吃面包加黃油，或者面包加果醬,，從來(lái)沒(méi)有面包既加黃油又加果醬,。露茜看了母親一會(huì)兒，眼中露出憐憫的神情,，然后她柔聲說(shuō):您 現(xiàn)在能跟我們生活在一起難道不感到高興嗎,？
4.【Two Pieces of Cake 兩塊蛋糕】 Two Pieces of Cake Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please? Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two! 兩塊蛋糕 湯姆:媽媽,，我可以吃兩塊蛋糕嗎？ 媽媽:當(dāng)然可以----拿這塊蛋糕把它切成兩塊吧,！
5.【A Gentle Reminder委婉提醒】 Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. On the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the breakfast table when I hinted, "Honey, do you realize that we've been sitting in these same two seats for exactly 35 years?"Putting down the newspaper, he looked straight at me and said, "So, you want to switch seats?"
婚后已久,，我丈夫往往在一個(gè)特別事情上需要委婉的提醒。在我們結(jié)婚35周年紀(jì)念的早上,，我們正坐在早餐桌旁,，我暗示道:“親愛(ài)的，你意識(shí)到我們?cè)谶@兩個(gè)相同的座位上已坐了整整35年了嗎,？” 他放下報(bào)紙,，眼睛直直地望著我:“因此，你想交換座位嗎,？”