少兒英語幽默小故事帶翻譯
　　1.【To Buy a Video 買錄像機(jī)】 　　Amos asked his mother whether they could have a video. 　　I’m afraid we can’t afford one, sighed his mother. 　　But on the following day in came Amos, staggering beneath the weight of a brand-new video. 　　How on earth did you pay for that? gasped his mother. 　　Easy, Mum. replied Amos, I sold the television! 　　艾莫斯問媽媽他們是否能買一臺錄像機(jī),。 　　恐怕我們還買不起,，媽媽嘆息著說。 　　可第二天當(dāng)艾莫斯回來時(shí),，他搖搖晃晃地搬著一臺全新的錄像機(jī),。 　　你究竟是哪兒來的錢買這東西？媽媽大吃一驚,，喘著氣說,。 　　媽媽，這簡單,， 艾曼斯回答,。我把電視機(jī)給賣了！
　　2.【Does He Bite 它咬人嗎】 　　Reggie: We have got a new dog. Would you like to come around and play with him? 　　Ron: Well, I don't know---does he bite? 　　Reggie: That's what I want to find out. 　　里基:我們又得到了一條新狗,，你愿意過來和他玩一會(huì)嗎,？ 　　羅恩:嗯，我不知道----它咬人嗎,？ 　　里基:這正是我想要查明的,。
　　3.【Birthday 生日】 　　Professor: When is your birthday? 　　Kid: May 30. 　　Professor: Which year? 　　Kid: Every year. 　　教授:你的生日是什么時(shí)候？ 　　孩子:5月30日,。 　　教授:哪一年,？ 　　孩子:每年都是。
　　4.【I'm Glad 我很高興】 　　A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. Now, children, said she, has anyone of you ever made someone else glad? 　　Please, teacher, said a small boy, I've made someone glad yesterday. 　　Well done. Who was that? 　　My granny. 　　Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grand mother glad. 　　Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, ‘Granny, I'm going home,’ and she said, ‘Well, I'm glad’,！ 　　一個(gè)主日學(xué)校的老師正在對學(xué)生講使別人高興的重要性?，F(xiàn)在，孩子們，她說:你們當(dāng)中有誰讓別人高興過,？ 　　我,，老師，一個(gè)小男孩說:昨天我就使別人高興過,。 　　做得好,，是誰呢？ 　　我奶奶,。 　　好孩子,，現(xiàn)在告訴我們，你是怎樣使你奶奶高興的,。 　　是這樣的,，老師。我昨天去看她,，在她那兒呆了三個(gè)小時(shí),。然后我跟她說:‘奶奶，我要回家了,?！f:‘啊，我很高興,！’